God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created Mothers
Scene 1- During Engineering
Mom: Girlfriend hai? (Do you have a girlfriend?)
Me: No.
Mom: Banegi kaise, number dekhe hai (have you seen your marks, how can you have a gf!)
Scene 2 – During MBA
Mom: Girlfriend hai? (Do you have a girlfriend?)
Me: Yes.
Mom: Tabhi number aise hai! (That’s why your marks are so low!)
Boy: Don’t I look handsome?
Mom: Gf hai?
Boy: No.
Mom: Khud hi samjh ja ab.. 😛
Mom: Boyfriend hai?
Girl: Yes
Mom: Uske parents ka number do
*married after 2 months* :/
Mom: Girlfriend hai?
Boy: Yes.
Mom: chal, apne papa ko bhi bata.